I do believe i'm ahead of my class! Why, you ask? Well the other day, I was sitting on the floor playing with a travel size shampoo bottle. A little twist here and a little twist there, the top came off like magic. For my next trick, I turned over the shampoo bottle and liquid came rushing out onto the floor...Ta Da! I now have two toys, bottle and cap, in addition to the ability to clean the floor with the swipe of my hand. Around the corner came mommy wondering what I had in my mouth. I lifted up both my hands showing her my magic abilities. She thought I was fantastic; okay not really. In fact she asked me how the shampoo tasted. I then realized that I really pulled one over on myself by washing my mouth out with soap, and I wasn't even swearing.
Flash forward to the next day, i'm getting ready to go to school and Daddy gives me a travel size lotion to play with. Even though Mommy advised him of my magic trick, he didn't listen. Well by the time I got to school, I had performed another magic trick and unscrewed the cap of the lotion. I decided that I didn't need to mositurize so early in the morning and just played with the cap.
There you have it folks, I do believe I am ahead of my time; wouldn't you agree?
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